The attack on your life is at hand, the Ninja Star embedded in your wall is proof that you’re in danger. Wait, for now you can hang your coat on it and eat some lunch. In fact, that’s a Ninja Star made to be a Coat Hook, how convenient. So you’ll look like you stealthily avoided a surprise attack at all times. People will be in awe of the apparent double lifestyle you’re living. Well, let them hang a coat up and tell them a nice, long, story over the fireplace.