The Ultimate Kit for Office Survival is only a rubber band fling away. Now when you engage in conversation with the natives you will have Flashcards to familiarize yourself. When choosing lunch options in the cafeteria you can avoid embarrassing, loitering by spinning the Lunch Spinner. If you get the Chocolate Calculator instead, you can use it to calculate the calories consumed in an average workday and impress your boss! Of course, you know all public restrooms are beacons of death and destruction. You’ll be prepared with a Public Restroom Kit to deal with your boss’ “issues”. And of course, you’ll look stylin’ in your navy/ green striped Tie. A Tie that doubles as an inflatable Pillow for your mid-day nap in the storage closet. Brilliant™ Yes. Necessary™ Yes. Promotion material™ Absolutely.