It’s Slinky, It’s Slinky, To Calm Executives Nerves It’s Slinky, It’s Slinky, The Toy Every Executive Deserves! Okay, so that’s not really how the classic commercial goes, but this one’s been updated a bit. Yep, this ain’t your father’s slinky. This is The Great Executive Slinky! Solid Gold. (Well, brass, but whatever). A High Gloss Cherry Wood finish. And, of course, a place to hold your business cards. It measures 8 1/2″ X 6″, and quite frankly, it looks pretty damn awesome if we do say so ourselves. Perfect for our office – and anyone else who wants to add a little fun to their professionalism.