Fart Alarm Button

Fart Alarm Button

$10.95

Buy product

SKU: 1502301953427480 Category:

Product Description

Everyone Farts, it’s just a natural fact. Why is it that people get all stiff and uncomfortable when they hear someone deal one™ Instead we should make it an acknowledged event by pressing this Fart Alarm Button. It’ll either make the situation more awkward or highly laughable. Let’s give it a go, I just laid one. The Button says: “I’d Blame The Dog, but I don’t have One”, “Are we near a Zoo, or did that smell Come from You™”, “Warning!! Fart Detected. All stand Clear. Remove all Smelling Devices!”, “Silent But Deadly!”, “Tell Me, Do Farts Have Lumps™”, and “Theres no Gas Shortage Here!”.