The Political Gift Pack for all Democrats is here! Pop open this box and be showered with gifts to make you smile. First put on the multicolored official Democrat Glasses and stare into the hysterical and scary Bush Countdown Clock from way back when. Then use your Obama Finger Puppet to send it back to wherever it came from! Now you can chew your “I Kissed a Republican Gum” and then decorate your bathroom with Sarah Palin Toilet Paper and Condoms! It’ll be a true inauguration party in the grandest, Democratic fashion. All these cool gifts are sure to send everyone laughing especially Democrats. Also, sure to make Republicans mad when they receive this gift pack at their door.