It’s everything you’ve always wanted and more. Bacon-Flavored Personal Lubricant and Massage Oil. You can’t give a Massage with actual Bacon grease just to indulge in your all time favorite treat. We’ve tried it many times in the office, it got messy, weird and crossed lines we dare never experience again. With this Bacon Lube you can get the exact flavor of Bacon and the amazing, smoky scent in all it’s sizzling glory without the nastiness of real Bacon grizzle.