Steak Sucker

$4.95

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Description

If you’re gonna eat dessert for dinner, then you’re gonna eat dinner for dessert. This meaty, Steak is slapped on a stick and ready for you to dig into. You’ll look like an wild animal but eat with a touch of domesticity since this Steak comes on a Stick. It’s perfect to lick in any situation. Sure, you’ll get many side-eyes, bewildered stares, and lots of red paint thrown your way but it’s all good. This Sucker isn’t actually real meat, it’s a delicious Cherry-flavored treat. It makes eating Meat so much sweeter and affordable! Have you seen the prices in those fancy Steakhouses™ I mean, this Steak would be in the $$$$ range. But you want to have a bbq and would need more than just one™ Well, get plenty and make your summer party something to talk about for the next generation to talk about.